jingle-full-of-larry:

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:

the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff

hey look satan made a gif

jingle-full-of-larry:

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:

the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff

hey look satan made a gif

(via stay-ocean-minded)

(via c0ldweather)

mockingjalie:

I suggest that if you hate thg you leave tumblr for the next couple of hours

(via myaliasisbones)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via gohome-youaredrunk)

dirktier:

list of things i need to do

  • a lot

things im not doing

  • any of that

(via france-before-pants)

Stay.
Wake me in the morning with your lips pressed to my neck.
Stay.
Love the darkest parts of me.
Don’t go.
Bruise me with your mouth.
Leave bite marks on my shoulder.
Fingerprints on my hips.
Bags under my eyes from keeping me up all night.
Stay.
Stay.
Please. Stay.

Bonfire Thoughts (via workhard-fuck-harder)

(via gohome-youaredrunk)

avolating:

there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken

(via outcried)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” 
how is this possible? 

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via shitmymouthsays)

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

(via colorful-mistake)

#candy #candybar #wedding #bestdessertever

#candy #candybar #wedding #bestdessertever

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